The challenge this week on Monday Artday is “dinosaur”.
J Mascis formed the short-lived hardcore group Deep Wound with Lou Barlow and Scott Helland in the early 1980s. He started out on drums, but moved to guitar when he went on to found Dinosaur Jr. with bassist Barlow and drummer Emmett Jefferson ‘Patrick’ Murphy (aka ‘Murph’) in 1984. His vocals have been described as “Neil Young-like” and his guitar riffs as “monolithic.” After Mascis dismissed Barlow from Dinosaur Jr. in 1989, he recorded several more Dinosaur Jr. albums until 1997, including a 1996 acoustic solo album. In 2000, he then went on to produce albums with his new band, J Mascis and the Fog. In April 2005, Mascis rejoined with Barlow and Murph, as the original trio of Dinosaur Jr., to begin a tour celebrating the re-release of the group’s first three albums.
IF: fail
The challenge this week on illustrationfriday.com is “fail”.
“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.”
Thomas A. Edison
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SFG: shy
Sugarfrostedgoodness.com‘s challenge word this week is “shy”.
Andy Partridge, the founder of eclectic rock group XTC, suffered a nervous breakdown, which manifested itself as uncontrollable stage fright. It was brought on by his wife, Marianne, throwing away his supply of Valium. Andy had become dependent upon the drug after it was prescribed to him as a teenager during his parents’ divorce. He was never fully withdrawn from the drug and became dependent on it.
Concerned about her husband’s dependence on the drug, Marianne threw his tablets away without seeking medical advice just before a 1982 Paris concert. Not surprisingly, Partridge suffered anxiety attacks of such severity that he was forced to withdraw from touring permanently. The remaining European and British dates were cancelled and after completing only one show in San Diego the whole US leg was also abandoned. Since then, XTC have been exclusively a studio band.
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Monday Artday: willy wonka
The challenge this week on Monday Artday is “Willy Wonka”.
“Wangdoodle!”
“Hornswoggler!”
“Snozzwanger!”
“Rotten Vermicious Knid!”
“candy ass!”
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IF: save
The challenge on illustrationfriday.com this week is “save”.
Pass from the left wing. Skates down ice. It’s a breakaway. Slap shot on goal…..
JESUS SAVES!
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SFG: dragon
When I was a kid in the 1960s, every summer usually included one or two trips to Atlantic City. My parents, my older brother and I would pile into the car and take, what seemed to be, the eleven-hour drive from northeast Philadelphia to the southern New Jersey seaside resort (Of course, as an adult, I discovered this journey is about an hour and a half). My father hated to travel. Everything except driving to work and driving to buy cigarettes was an inconvenience to him. He never liked to go anywhere further than Cottman Avenue. If it began to rain, my father would turn the car around and head back home fifteen minutes into our trip. My mom, however, loved to go anywhere and everywhere. She would plan and talk about our Atlantic City trips as if we were headed to the French Riviera. She would pack lunch, a thermos jug of her world-famous iced tea and an array of activities to keep my brother and me from beating the shit out of each other in the back seat. We would play “Car Bingo” or “Spot the Out-of-State License Plates”. We would discuss what the first thing we would do when we got to Atlantic City. We sometimes would stop for hot dogs and fresh produce at one of the zillion roadside stands that stood every few feet along Route 73 in New Jersey.
Our destination was usually one of the grand old hotels on the Boardwalk – The Traymore, The Shelburne, The Deauville – all eventual casualties of the casino era. Upon arrival, we would hastily put on our bathing suits and rush to the beach. In those days, beach attire was not permitted in the hotel lobby. A wooden walkway that led from the hotel basement to the beach, under the Boardwalk, was set up for beach-goers.
After a full day playing in the sand, eating ice-cream from cooler-carrying, barefoot vendors, and actually swimming in the Atlantic Ocean, we would head to Million Dollar Pier. Opened in 1906 and was situated on the Boardwalk at Arkansas Avenue, Million Dollar Pier was jammed with games of skill, giant spinning wheels where a ten-cent bet might win you a huge, pink plush bear or a full box of Hershey bars and food stands selling hot dogs, cotton candy and Kohr Brothers custard. There was a sideshow featuring the Ape-Girl. The painted poster promised that a beautiful girl would transform into an ape right before your eyes (10 times nightly) and then, shockingly, escape from her cage (also 10 times nightly) – all to the accompaniment of a loudspeaker chanting “The Ape-Girl! The Ape-Girl! Was Darwin right? Did man evolve from ape? The Ape-Girl! The Ape-Girl!” Million Dollar Pier was also home to an overabundance of carnival rides. There was the Tilt-O-Whirl, The Scrambler (my mom’s favorite), Bumper Cars and numerous kiddie rides. After navigating the walkways of the pier, through the maze of rides, there stood the bane of my six-year-old existence – The Orient Express. Looming above the pier was that red, green and black abomination. It was a pagoda-peaked and faux-lacquer finished structure, decorated with funny squiggles I had only seen in Chinese restaurants and topped with a behemothic, blinky-eyed, smoke-breathing (on the summers that they could get it to work) dragon. I believed that dragon waited every year for me to return. For me to step close enough to its perch so it could eat me. I stood frozen in silent horror and stared at that fiberglass beast and I knew that bastard was staring right back at me.
Every year my mom and my brother would ride The Orient Express. Every year they asked if this was the year I would join them. And every year I gave the same answer – “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Were they blind? Couldn’t they see the way that dragon looked at me? That horrible monster motionlessly and patiently waited for the day I accepted their offer, to finally savor the child it stared at and tasted in its pre-fab plastic and electronic-circuitry-filled mind all those years. So, my mom and my brother rode The Orient Express. I stood a safe distance outside with my dad. They climbed into the two-seat ride car and burst through the first set of shiny red doors towards darkness. At one point in the ride, the cars came back out of the building for a quick, roller coaster-like dip and then were rushed back inside. I waved to my mom and brother when their vehicle emerged from the building for that split-second. I shuddered as it went back in, wondering if they would survive this year’s ride. Finally, they arrived at the unload area, laughing as they had in previous years.
When my brother felt he was too old to take vacations with his family, the remaining three of us headed to Atlantic City. This particular summer I agreed, although with much trepidation, to accompany my mom on The Orient Express. I faced that dragon one more time, trying to convince myself that this was just a ride on a pier in New Jersey and not my ultimate doom. Nervously, I entered the ride car with my mom. She assured me I was safe. We exploded through the first set of red doors (which by this time were dull and in need of repair) into darkness.
And that’s pretty much what the ride consisted of – darkness. Save for the two seconds that our vehicle came outside to encounter the dip, we were in pitch dark. Suddenly a bright light shone on a mirror, giving the illusion of an inevitable collision with an another ride car. Then, the track sharply turned right, we noisily breached another set of doors and we were out.
The ride sucked and I was not eaten.
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DCS: willie stargell
Willie Stargell was unquestionably the guiding force behind the success of the Pittsburgh Pirates in the late ’70s. He played his entire career — 21 seasons — with The Pirates. He was the league MVP at age 39. Besides being the team’s best player, he kept the clubhouse loose. He even instituted the equivalent of a third-grade teacher giving out stickers when he awarded his “Stargell stars” to teammates for a job particularly well done.
There’s no way anyone would try that kind of thing today. … And maybe that’s the problem.
Williel was known for hitting monstrous home runs. At one time, he held the record for the longest homer in nearly half of the National League parks. Standing 6 feet 2 inches, Willie seemed larger than life. When most batters would use a simple lead-weighted bat in the on-deck circle, he took his practice swings with a sledgehammer. Former major league manager Sparky Anderson once said, “He’s got power enough to hit home runs in any park, including Yellowstone.”
He was the only player to ever hit a ball out of Dodger Stadium twice; only four home runs have ever left the premises at Chavez Ravine. Dodger starter Don Sutton said of Willie, “I never saw anything like it. He doesn’t just hit pitchers, he takes away their dignity.” Willie hit the only fair ball ever to reach the upper deck of Olympic Stadium in Montreal. The seat where the ball landed has been since painted in yellow, while the other seats in the upper deck are red. Willie also hit the longest home run ever hit at Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia. The spot where the ball landed was later marked with a yellow star, with a black “S” inside a circle. Pirates manager Chuck Tanner said of Willie, “Having him on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.” Teammate Al Oliver once said, “If he asked us to jump off the Fort Pitt Bridge, we would ask him what kind of dive he wanted. That’s how much respect we have for the man.”
After retirement, Willie spent several years as a coach for the Atlanta Braves. He was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1988, his first year of eligibility. He died of a stroke on April 9, 2001, Opening Day of PNC Park, the new home of The Pirates. That same day a 12-foot tall statue of Willie Stargell was unveiled outside the ballpark.
Two major factors are keeping teams from having that one guy to rally around … and both can be indirectly tied to free agency: 1) Players don’t stay with the same team long enough; and 2) These days, money is just about the only sign of respect.
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Monday Artday: pirates
The challenge word at Monday Artday this week is “pirates”.
John Rackam, also known as Calico Jack because of his preference for wearing brightly-colored patchwork pants, was a moderately successful pirate. Rather than attacking plump rich targets, Rackam preferred using a small sloop to attack local merchants and fishing vessels. He is most famous for his association with two women pirates, Ann Bonny and Mary Read.
In 1719, Rackam sailed to the Bahamas. He began an affair with Anne Bonny, an Irish-born woman whom he met in a local tavern. When she became pregnant, he took her to some friends he had in Cuba to take care of her during her pregnancy. Once their money began to run out, Rackam returned to piracy and convinced Bonny to come with him, which she did, disguised as a man. He again went back to plundering his standard small local merchants in the West Indies. A woman by the name of Mary Read also disguised herself as a man to join the crew, after her ship was taken during a raid. Bonny and Read became close companions. They met when Bonny walked in on Read undressing one day, and she discovered her secret. The two women agreed to keep this from everyone aboard ship. It is believed that, at first, their attraction to one another was of a romantic nature.
But, Read’s true identity would not remain secret for long. Rackham became suspicious of Bonny’s close relationship with the new sailor, and demanded an explanation. When Read confessed that she was actually a woman, Rackham allowed her to stay on as a member of his crew, eventually revealing her secret to the other crew members. However, this had no effect on her service, and she was accepted on board the ship as Bonny had been.
Mary Read fell in love with one of the younger pirates on the ship. That pirate got in a quarrel with another older crewman and set a duel for the next day. Mary, knowing that her lover stood no chance, started a quarrel with the older man and challenged him to a duel that would take place before the pending duel with her lover.
They proceeded with an ambitious clash of blades. She ably avoided the other pirates attacks, all the while waiting for him to make a mistake. It came when the pirate stumbled while lunging at her, and Mary immediately seized the opportunity. She ripped her shirt open, exposing her breasts to the mans bewildered gaze. While he stood gaping, Mary cut his throat.
In October 1720, Rackham and his crew were attacked by pirate hunter Jonathan Barnet, who was working for the governor of Jamaica. Most of Rackham’s crew did not put up much resistance, as many of them were too drunk to fight. However, Read and Bonny, who were sober, fought fiercely and managed to hold off Barnet’s troops for a short time. After their capture, Rackham and his crew were sentenced to be hanged. Bonny chastised the imprisoned Rackham by saying, “I am sorry to see you here Jack, but if you had fought like a man, you need not be hanged like a dog.”
At their trial, Read and Bonny both claimed they were pregnant. In accordance with English common law, both women received a temporary stay of execution until they gave birth. Mary Read died in prison from a fever and never delivered.
Curiously, it is at this point that Anne Bonny disappears from history.
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IF: homage
The illustrationfriday.com challenge word this week is “homage”.
hom·age (ˈä-mij or ˈhä-mij) n. 1. expression of high regard 2. something that shows respect or attests to the worth or influence of another
I thought of several ideas for this topic. This guy suggested paying homage to René Magritte. Magritte is his favorite artist. Magritte was also the favorite artist of an illustration teacher I had in art school (many years ago).
Magritte was born in 1898, the eldest son of Léopold Magritte, a tailor, and Adeline, a milliner. He began drawing lessons in 1910. In 1912, his mother committed suicide by drowning herself in the River Sambre. Magritte was present when her body was retrieved from the water. The image of his mother floating, her dress obscuring her face, may have influenced a 1927-1928 series of paintings of people with cloth obscuring their faces, including Les Amants. His work frequently displays a juxtaposition of ordinary objects in an unusual context, giving new meanings to familiar things. The representational use of objects as other than what they seem is typified in his painting, The Treachery of Images, which shows a pipe that looks as though it is a model for a tobacco store advertisement. Magritte painted below the pipe, Ceci n’est pas une pipe (This is not a pipe), which seems a contradiction, but is actually true: the painting is not a pipe, it is an image of a pipe.
My illustration is an homage to Magritte, based on his 1936 painting La Clairvoyance.
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SFG: ape
The challenge on sugarfrostedgoodness.com this week is “ape”.
In 1841, Edgar Allan Poe published “The Murders in the Rue Morgue”. It is considered to be the first detective story, preadating the first Sherlock Holmes story by forty-six years and Agatha Christie‘s birth by fifty-nine years. Poe referred to it as one of his tales of ratiocination, meaning process of reasoning.
The story is told by an unnamed narrator and friend of the main character, C. Auguste Dupin. As the first true fictiion detective, Poe’s Dupin is a man in Paris who decides to solve the mysterious brutal murder of two women in that city after a suspect has been arrested. Numerous witnesses are quoted in the newspaper as having heard a suspect, though the witnesses each think it was a different language. At the murder scene, Dupin finds a suspicious hair that does not appear to be human. He places an advertisement in the newspaper asking if anyone has lost an “Ourang-Outang”. When he visits the sailor that answers the ad, he explains how he determined that the animal is the actual murderer in the Rue Morgue.
The Dupin character established many literary devices which would be used in future fictional detectives including Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot. Many later characters, for example, follow Poe’s model of the brilliant detective, his personal friend who serves as narrator, and the final revelation being presented before the reasoning that leads up to it. Dupin himself reappears in two more Poe stories, “The Mystery of Marie Roget” and “The Purloined Letter”.
The word “detective” did not exist at the time Poe wrote “The Murders in the Rue Morgue.” The story establishes an urban theme which was reused several times in Poe’s fiction, likely inspired by Poe’s time living in Philadelphia. His plot twist of “orangutan as murderer” was likely inspired by the crowd reaction to an orangutan on display at the Masonic Hall in Philadelphia in July 1839.