from my sketchbook: anissa jones

buffy, buffy, come back to me
By the time she was six, Anissa (pronounced “ah-NEESE-ah”) Jones was hawking cereal in her first television commercial. A couple of years later, in 1966, Anissa’s acting talents caught the attention of two television producers who were preparing a new television sitcom called Family Affair. They felt Anissa would be perfect in the role of Elizabeth “Buffy” Patterson-Davis. Originally to be an older sister to Johnny Whitaker’s character Jody, upon Brian Keith’s (Uncle Bill) insistence, the role was rewritten to be Jody’s twin sister. Anissa played Buffy for the show’s entire 138-episode run. Her schedule was grueling, often requiring her to either work on the show or for show publicity all year round and sometimes seven days a week. But in June of 1969, Anissa’s hard work payed off. The show was number one in the ratings turning Buffy and Jody into household names. Buffy’s doll, Mrs. Beasley, became the best-selling doll in America during the show’s run.

Anissa’s fame continued to grow. She appeared in several television productions including guest roles in Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In and To Rome With Love. She, along with Jimmy Durante, presented the 1967 Emmy Award to The Monkees, for Best Comedy Series. She also starred alongside Elvis in her only movie, The Trouble with Girls. Numerous merchandising deals came her way. There were Buffy paper dolls, Family Affair coloring books and lunch boxes, a Buffy line of children’s clothes, and a Buffy Cookbook in 1971, all prominently featuring Anissa.

Anissa’s younger brother, Paul almost always accompanied her to the studio. Anissa was very fond of her brother. As the star of a hit TV series, Anissa would quite often receive gifts. She demanded that an identical one for her brother accompany any gift she received and if two gifts were not received, she would give hers away.

Family Affair  was canceled in 1971, after five seasons. Anissa was thrilled that the show’s run was over, as it meant she could go to school and hang out with her friends. In 1972, Brian Keith contacted Anissa, offering her a role in his new TV sitcom. He assured her she could have the part without an audition. She graciously turned him down. Later in 1972, she auditioned for the part of “Regan MacNeil” in The Exorcist,  a role she lost to Linda Blair. Anissa did not want to continue her show business career.

With a deteriorating mother-daughter relationship, Anissa, along with her brother Paul, moved in with their father. After their father’s death, Anissa and Paul were forced to move back with their mother, but Anissa often spent much of her time at a friend’s house. This infuriated her mother so much, that she reported Anissa as a runaway. Anissa was picked up and spent some time in juvenile detention. Upon her release, she began drinking and using drugs.

Hoping to make ends meet until her eighteenth birthday when she would receive royalties from Family Affair,  Anissa took a job at Winchell’s Donut Shop in Playa Del Rey, California. At eighteen, Anissa received her $70,000 trust fund and $107,800 in US Savings Bonds from her Family Affair earnings. She and Paul got an apartment together. Anissa bought herself a new Ford Pinto and her brother a loaded Camaro that cost twice as much as her own car. With her newfound freedom, her new wealth and more drugs than she knew what to do with, Anissa began partying hard.

On August 28th, 1976, while attending a party at a friend’s house, Anissa ingested huge doses of the barbiturate Seconal (the drug of choice for Jimi Hendrix, Judy Garland, Charles Boyer and Marilyn Monroe), phencyclidine (PCP), cocaine and methaquaalone (Quaaludes). During the night, her boyfriend checked on her and she was fine. In the morning, her friends found an unresponsive Anissa and called the paramedics. Anissa was declared dead from what the San Diego County coroner called one of the most massive drug overdoses he’d ever seen.

Anissa was eighteen years old.

Eight years later, her brother, Paul, also died from a drug overdose.

Click HERE to hear Angel and The Reruns’ back-handed tribute to Anissa, “Buffy Come Back”!

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IF: fierce

The illustationfriday.com challenge word this week is “fierce”.
Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue.
Henry Rollins is a fierce figure onstage. Born Henry Garfield in Washington, DC in 1961, Henry’s parents divorced when he was very young. He suffered from low self-esteem, a poor attention span, bad grades, a confrontational attitude, bad behavior and an uncomfortable feeling around women. He was regularly beaten up by black teenagers because of his race. He was sexually molested and lived with an abusive father. He had accumulated a lot of rage by the time he was seventeen.
He and his friend Ian MacKaye (eventual leader of Minor Threat and Fugazi and founder of Dischord Records) became involved in the Washington punk rock scene. His reputation as a singer spread throughout Washington’s underground music circle and Henry formed State of Alert with former members of Minor Threat. He financed the band’s first EP by working as the manager of a local Häagen-Dazs ice cream store.
In 1980, a friend gave Henry a copy of Black Flag’s Nervous BreakdownEP. Henry became a fan of the band, exchanging letters with bassist Chuck Dukowski and later inviting the band to stay in his parents’ home when Black Flag toured the East Coast in December 1980. When Black Flag returned to the East Coast in early 1981, Henry attended as many of their concerts as he could. At a show in a New York bar, Black Flag’s vocalist Dez Cadena allowed Henry to sing with the band. Unbeknown to Henry, Cadena wanted to switch to guitar, and the band was looking for a new vocalist. The band was impressed with Henry’s singing and stage demeanor that they asked him to become their permanent vocalist. Henry quit his job at Häagen-Dazs, sold his car, and moved to Los Angeles. Upon arriving in Los Angeles, Henry got the Black Flag logo tattooed on his left bicep and changed his surname to Rollins, a surname he and MacKaye had used as teenagers.
Rollins’ vocal style has been described as “spitting out the lyrics like a bellicose auctioneer” and his stage presence is so intense, it looks as though his head will burst right off his neck.

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Monday Artday: my hometown

Once again, Monday Artday is using one of my suggestions as the weekly challenge. The challenge this week is “my hometown” — illustrate something specific to the city you live in or the city you are from.
the city that loves you back
Funny. When I make suggestions for topics, you’d think I’d have an idea in mind. I don’t. Not at all. I actually came up with this idea when I was driving to pick up my son at the radio station where he works in Philadelphia. He does not drive (by choice), so on Sunday nights, I drive from the predominantly white, predominantly Jewish, predominantly affluent suburb of Elkins Park, through an interesting array of neighborhoods, to West Philadelphia….. and it got me thinking.
Philadelphia is the sixth largest city in the United States. For such a large city, it is merely a series of neighborhoods all strung together by the Delaware and Schuylkill Rivers. The neighborhoods are mostly formed by ethnicity, religion, culture. Philadelphia has the second largest Irish, Italian, and Jamaican populations and the fourth largest African American population in the nation. Philadelphia also has the fourth largest population of Polish residents and the third largest Puerto Rican population in the continental United States. Philadelphia has one of the largest populations of Vietnamese, Cambodians, Chinese, and Koreans in United States. Philadelphia also has the fourth largest population of Indian Americans. The city is one big melting pot in the truest sense of the concept.
Besides that we have soft pretzels, Peanut Chews and we’re the home of Comcast.
Benjamin Franklin lived here.
We have a big bell with a crack in it.
And our baseball team hasn’t won a World Series in twenty-eight years.

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IF: hoard

The illustrationfriday.com challenge word this week is “hoard”.
hoard (hawrd, hohrd) –noun     a supply or accumulation that is hidden or carefully guarded for preservation, future use, etc.
Uncommonly Good....so, back off!
Throughout the nineteenth century, the United States boasted many regional bakeries, such as Chicago’s American Biscuit and Manufacturing Company, the New York Biscuit Company and the United States Baking Company. Also among these companies was the Keebler Baking Company.
Founded in 1853, Keebler has produced numerous baked snacks in the traditional method. Much like its competitors, Keebler used large amounts of manpower operating huge commercial ovens. The Keebler company employed this method for over one hundred years until they came upon the baking secret that they still practice today — magic.
In 1967, Keebler dismantled their entire facility in Elmhurst, Illinois and moved operations to a hollow tree in an undisclosed location. Maintained by just under a dozen elves and one magic oven, the Keebler company began producing cookies that, by industry standards, were “uncommonly good”. They ran a twenty-four hour-a-day shift producing baked treats. Because magic was involved, the finished product was stored in the hollow tree and took up no additional space along side the manufacturing equipment, administrative offices and the elves. The plant (or “tree”, in this case) manager, a firm disciplinarian named Ernie, ran the enterprise with a three-fingered iron fist. He personally upheld the security of the company’s cookie hoard.
The Keebler company was famous for its advertising slogan —
“You never would believe where the Keebler Cookies come from. They’re baked by little elves in a hollow tree. And what do you think makes these cookies so uncommon? They’re baked in magic ovens, and there’s no factory. Try to steal our cookies and — oh man — we will kick your ass!”

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DCS: herve villechaize

da plane! da plane!
Herve Villechaize was born in 1943 in Paris. A malfunction in his endocrine system would leave Herve at a full-grown height of just under 4 feet tall. Herve eventually studied painting and photography at the famed Beaux-Arts Museum in Paris. At the age of 18 he became the youngest artist to ever have his work displayed in the prestigious Museum of Paris.

At the age of 21 Herve sailed to New York City. After teaching himself English by watching American television and upon immersing himself in the New York City art scene, he would eventually land roles in several off-Broadway plays. In his first notable movie role, Herve played Beppo in the 1971 comedy The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight starring Robert DeNiro. He wouldn’t experience his big break into show biz until 1974 however, when he landed the role of a tiny villain named Nick-Nack in the 1974 James Bond film The Man with the Golden Gun.

Herve moved to California, where he eventually hooked up with Aaron Spelling. Spelling would cast him opposite Ricardo Montalban on Fantasy Island. The show’s six season run made a household name out of his character, Tattoo, and injected his signature call of “de plane, de plane” into American pop culture. Herve’s newfound fame would lead him to command a whopping $25,000 per episode salary. Herve and his wife moved into a 2 1/2 acre ranch in the foothills of the San Fernando Valley. Soon, Herve began to sense he was not being treated as fairly as other Fantasy Island cast members. He responded by demanding the same money as Montalban, prompting ABC to drop Herve from the show.

Leaving Fantasy Island would prove to be beginning of his career decline. Herve, having blown through his Fantasy Island money, eventually had to sell his ranch in the Valley and move into a rental house in North Hollywood. His collapsing career and deteriorating health led Herve to the bottle. He would often consume two bottles of wine in a single night. While not that unusual for average sized people, it was detrimental to Herve as he tipped the scales at just 90 pounds.

Herve’s medical condition was worsening. With increasing pain from internal organs that were too large for his body, Herve was taking upwards of 20 pills a day to alleviate the symptoms. He realized that his body was beginning to shut down, and found himself fending off frequent bouts of depression.

In 1993 Herve’s luck would turn a bit towards the better. He found work in several TV commercials including a Dunkin Donuts spot that, despite his wishes to distance himself from his Tattoo days, found him asking for “de plain” “de plain” donut.

On September 3, 1993, Herve, accompanied by his common-law wife, Katherine Self, attended a movie screening in Hollywood. They later enjoyed dinner at a restaurant near their home.

In the early morning hours of September 4, Herve placed two sound-muffling pillows against his chest, and fired a pistol into them.

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Monday Artday: cd cover

The challenge this week on Monday Artday is “design a cd cover”.
For several years now, I have been compiling a list of possible band names. I have had a lot of help (from this guy and this lady, among others). Sometimes, someone will utter a phrase, as part of regular conversation, and a band name is born.
At one of my previous places of employment, this guy (a co-worker) came up with Günk-Boxx. It needs the umlaut or it doesn’t work.
Now I finally get the opportunity to present the debut CD from Günk-Boxx.
meedeleee meedeleee meedeleee meedeleee meedeleee

When I first saw this challenge, it struck a chord with me. For a few weeks now, my son and I have been creating CD covers based on a formula from sleevage.com. Sleevage.com is a website devoted to CD covers. Recently, they ran this entry:
What happens when you mix a random Wikipedia page with a random Flickr photo? You get the basis for an interesting CD cover and the brief for the ever expanding CD Cover Meme on Flickr.
Here’s the brief from the Meme’s page. Always wanted to be in a rock band? Well, here’s your chance…sort of. Make your own CD Cover with the following steps and rocket yourself to mulit-platinum status and start fending off the groupies.

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3. www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Assemble the pieces in Photoshop or similar graphics editing program.

HERE are some CD covers that I created based on these instructions.

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IF: punchline

The illustrationfriday.com challenge word this week is “punchline”.
I know so many jokes and choosing the right one to illustrate was difficult. Plus, I have already done illustrations for two of my favorite jokes, The Zoo Joke and the Desert Joke.
I decided on this joke for “punchline”.
stop me if you heard THIS one.

and here’s the actual joke…..
WARNING! THIS JOKE CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE! NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!

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Monday Artday: anarchy

The Monday Artday challenge word this week is “anarchy”.
the only dope worth shooting is President Nixon
Outside the 1968 Democratic Convention, Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman announced that their candidate for president would be a pig named Pigasus.

Jerry Rubin was a left-wing social activist (read: radical). In 1967, Rubin and some others founded the Youth International Party (The Yippies), an anti-authoritarian political party known for street theatre and politically-themed pranks. Rubin coined the phrase “Never trust anyone over thirty”. He was thirty-two when he said it. Rubin actively protested against the war in Vietnam. As part of the infamous “Chicago Seven“, he played an instrumental role in the disruption of the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago and was put on trial for conspiracy and crossing state lines with the intention of inciting a riot. Although he was found guilty of inciting a riot, his conviction was later overturned on appeal.

After the Vietnam War ended, Rubin became an entrepreneur and businessman. He was an early investor in Apple Computers. On November 14, 1994, Rubin jaywalked on Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles, while on his way to dinner with his fiancée. A car swerved to miss Rubin, but a second car was unable to avoid him. He was taken to the UCLA Medical Center, where he died 14 days later.

Abbie Hoffman was also one of the founders of the Yippie party. He also earned a master’s degree in psychology from UC Berkeley. Prior to his involvement with the Chicago Seven, Hoffman led a protest movement in the gallery of the New York Stock Exchange. The protesters threw fistfuls of dollars (most of the bills were fake) down to the traders below, some of whom booed, while others began to scramble frantically to grab the money as fast as they could. Hoffman claimed to be pointing out that, metaphorically, that’s what NYSE traders “were already doing.”

At Woodstock in 1969, Hoffman interrupted The Who’s performance to attempt a protest speech against the jailing of John Sinclair of the White Panther Party. He grabbed a microphone and yelled, “I think this is a pile of shit! While John Sinclair rots in prison. . .” The Who’s guitarist, Pete Townshend, unhappy with the interruption, cut Hoffman off mid-sentence, shouting, “Fuck off! Fuck off my fucking stage!” He then smacked Hoffman with his guitar, sending him tumbling offstage, to the approving roar of the crowd. Townshend later said that, although he agreed with Hoffman’s position, Hoffman had no right to use his stage as a forum.

Hoffman was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in 1980. On April 12, 1989, he committed suicide by swallowing 150 Phenobarbital tablets.

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SFG: star trek

The challenge word this week on sugarfrostedgoodness.com is “star trek”.
get a life.
I was never much of a Star Trek fan. I was five years-old when the original series premiered. I’ve seen it, on and off, in reruns for years. I have seen a few of the movies. I just never “got it”.
Whenever I hear “Star Trek” mentioned, I am reminded of an article by Gilbert Gottfried (yes, that Gilbert Gottfried) that appeared in National Lampoon Magazine years ago. The article was titled “How Not to Get Laid”. Gilbert listed the three places that a person had absolutely no chance what-so-ever of getting laid.
1. Any Star Trek convention
2. The lobby of any Star Trek convention
3. Anywhere within a ten block radius of any Star Trek convention.

….and only a true Star Trek fan will point out my error.

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