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Alice White worked as a script girl and secretary for noted Academy Award-nominated director Josef von Sternberg. She also served as a switchboard operator at the Hollywood Writers’ Club. After a disagreement with von Sternberg, she went to work for Charles Chaplin.
Alice was often compared to actress Clara Bow. Her bubbly personality caught the attention of producer Mervyn LeRoy and he cast her in The Sea Tiger in 1927, also starring a young Mary Astor. This led to a long succession of films and in 1929, Alice saw her name above the title in the musical The Girl from Woolworth’s.
She briefly put her career on hold to take acting lessons in hopes to improve her ability and land more substantial roles. In 1933, Alice returned to Hollywood, only to have her career marred by scandal. Lurid tales of a love triangle between Alice, British actor John Warburton and Alice’s fiancé, American screenwriter Sidney Bartlett were rampant in the tabloids and fan magazines. Angered by the stories, Warburton beat Alice so badly, she required reconstructive cosmetic surgery.
Soon, Alice found herself relegated to small supporting roles and then no roles at all. Her final film appearance was a minor part in Michael Curtiz‘s Flamingo Road in 1949. She left Hollywood and went back to being a secretary.
Long out of the spotlight, Alice suffered a stroke in 1983 and passed away at the age of 78.

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Born in Peru in 1925, Carlos Tobalina emigrated to California in 1956. He found work as a used car salesman and, in a second career, doing voice-overs on a Spanish language radio station. Taken in by the appeal of the Southern California film industry, Carlos founded his own production company in 1964. The company — “C. Tobalina Productions” — consisted of Carlos and his bookkeeper wife Maria. After five years as a struggling company with no output, Carlos filmed and released his debut feature. Infrasexum was a soft-core pornographic film featuring Carlos, his wife and a small stable of unknown actors. Carlos performed double duty, serving as director as well. Critics panned the film, calling it “downright weird” and citing a “production value that was close to zero.” Infrasexum found a small cult audience, but just after its release, Carlos was brought to court in the state of Colorado on obscenity charges. A trial ensued but the verdict was found in Carlos’s favor. Carlos then filed a counterclaim against the prosecution, including the mayor, state attorney general, and governor of Denver. After a screening in Alabama, a similar case was brought up. It, too, was dismissed. Carlos faced additional lawsuits into the 70s. He fought each one, invoking his First Amendment rights. The US Supreme Court eventually redefined its definition of “obscenity,” as a result, in part, of Carlos’s cases.
Carlos released a second, equally criticized, pornographic feature called Double Initiation. Despite poor reviews, Carlos’s film generated enough revenue that he was able to purchase two homes in the seaside California town of Pacific Palisades. His home, at 14930 Corona del Mar, served as his studio. The majority of his over forty sex exploitation films were shot at this location. Most of Carlos’s work was consistently berated as “nonsensical,” “confusing” and just “weird.”
In 1971, Carlos purchased the majestic Mayan Theatre in Los Angeles for $300,000. He used the one-time respected theatre as an exclusive outlet to screen his films. He later purchased two more theaters — the X Theater on Hollywood Boulevard and the Star Theater in La Puente, California. Carlos converted the X Theater into a twin screen facility, naming the two separate auditoriums “Adam” and “Eve.” The “Eve” side continued to screen Carlos’s pornography while the “Adam” featured mainstream films. The Star Theater was the last surviving lamella (curved wood) roof theater designed by master architect S. Charles Lee — until its demolition in 2019.
On March 31, 1989, Maria found Carlos in the rear patio of their home. A .38 caliber revolver lay on the ground next to him. There was a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head. A discovered suicide note explained that Carlos had been diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. He was 64 years old.

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While attending the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in Brooklyn, 19 year-old Helen Jurgens married fellow student Clark Twelvetrees and adopted his unusual and unique surname as her own. Clark was a troubled man, who once attempted suicide at a dinner party. He jumped from a high-story window, but survived. Helen divorced Clark in 1931. He died after a street altercation a few years later.
With minimal stage experience, Helen headed to Hollywood with the idea of replacing silent movie actors experiencing difficulty making the transition to the new trend — talkies. She nabbed roles with Fox Films, but after three screen appearances she was let out of her contract. She was immediately signed with Pathé and, along with contemporaries Constance Bennett and Ann Harding, Helen was featured in a succession of critically-acclaimed tear-jerkers. After Pathé was absorbed by RKO Pictures, Helen left to persue roles as a freelance actress.
The 1930 film Her Man defined Helen’s career as a sympathetic woman supporting the wrong man. She costarred with Spencer Tracy and Maurice Chevalier as her popularity grew. One critic was prompted to describe Helen as: “having a gift for projecting emotional force with minimal visible effort.” Her career riding high, Helen filmed Thoroughbred, a film based on the celebrated racehorse Phar Lap, on location in Australia. However, she fell ill upon her return to the United States. Her slow recovery damaged her film career, but the always determined Helen left Hollywood for a career in summer stock.
She appeared across the country in numerous productions, including The Man Who Came to Dinner and A Streetcar Named Desire. Her Streetcar co-star Naomi Caryl recalled that Helen possessed “the saddest eyes I’d ever see.”
Helen married for a third time in 1947 and promptly retired from show business. Her husband, a US Air Force captain, traveled the world and Helen happily accompanied him.
In 1958, Helen Twelvetrees was discovered unconscious in her Central Pennsylvania home. Long suffering from a kidney ailment, Helen had purposely taken an overdose of prescription sedatives. She died at an Air Force base hospital, just a few months after her 49th birthday. Her funeral was attended by her widower and one close friend.

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