DCS: edward g. robinson

I haven’t been posting illustrations to this blog as often as I’d like. So, in 2016, I will post at least one illustration per week (maybe more) on the subject for which I’ve gained a reputation — dead celebrities.

The first one is actor Edward G. Robinson.

nyah!

Ten-year-old Emmanuel Goldenberg emigrated with his family from Romania, after experiencing constant antisemitism. The family settled in Manhattan’s Lower East Side and soon, Emmanuel (now calling himself Edward) entered the popular Yiddish theater. At 23, he made his Broadway debut which led to a lucrative and very productive film career.

In films, he was typecast as crass, ruthless and vile gangsters. It was a direct contrast to his actual demeanor. Edward was a sweet, gentle and  compassionate man. He was an outspoken combatant to Nazism. He contributed thousands of dollars to many political groups throughout the years during World War II. He called for a boycott of German-made products. He portrayed several prominent Jewish public figures, including Dr.Ehrlich, pioneer in blood disease research, and Paul Reuter, a forerunner in news reporting. He was a man of culture with a love for classical music and a collector of fine art. Edward partnered in an art gallery with fellow art lover Vincent Price.

In the 1950s, he was called to testify in front of the House Un-American Activities Committee. He worked hard to clear his name, although he refused to name any Communist sympathizers. His testimony damaged his career and, although not blacklisted, he found it difficult to be cast in anything larger than minor and supporting roles. His friend, and noted anti-Communist, Cecil B. DeMille cast him as the nefarious Dathan in The Ten Commandments. It was the jump-start that his sagging career needed. Edward was soon back in demand, taking roles in both television and movies.

In 1973, he was cast as Charlton Heston’s friend and roommate in the science-fiction classic Soylent Green. Edward was suffering from the effects of cancer during production and had gone completely deaf. He regularly had to perform several takes of scenes until he got the rhythm of his fellow actors delivering their lines, as he could not hear them. Sometimes, he would continue to deliver his own lines after the director had hollered “Cut!” He had only told co-star Heston of his illness, prompting Heston to cry real tears during Edward’s climactic “suicide” scene. Edward passed way ten days after the film wrapped. He received an honorary, though posthumous, Oscar later that year. He was never nominated for the award during his 50-plus year career.

In the 2015 film, Trumbo, Edward (as portrayed by actor Michael Stuhlbarg), is wrongly shown as the betrayer of Dalton Trumbo and others during hearings before the House Un-American Activities Committee. This is not historically accurate. Edward even wrote an article for American Legion Magazine called “How the Reds made a Sucker Out of Me,” explaining how he was duped by communist organizations.

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IF: unicorn

one horn?

“Sorry, Louie. I don’t think they’re gonna buy it.”

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and a happy you near

My annual Christmas music compilation is available as a FREE DOWNLOAD at ge.tt or jumpshare.com for a limited time.

This year, it’s a whopping 79 minutes worth of Christmas cacophony that’s sure to ruin your holiday celebration within seconds. You get 27 eclectic Christmas selections plus a custom full-color cover with track listings – all for you and all for FREE! (That’s right! FREE!)

(Please contact me if you have trouble with the download.)

 

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IF: wet

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

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and a happy you near

My annual Christmas music compilation is available as a FREE DOWNLOAD at ge.tt or jumpshare.com for a limited time.

This year, it’s a whopping 79 minutes worth of Christmas cacophony that’s sure to ruin your holiday celebration within seconds. You get 27 eclectic Christmas selections plus a custom full-color cover with track listings – all for you and all for FREE! (That’s right! FREE!)

(Please contact me if you have trouble with the download.)

 

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happy holidays 2015 from JPiC

jump into bed and cover your head

My annual Christmas music compilation is available as a FREE DOWNLOAD at ge.tt or jumpshare.com for a limited time.

This year, it’s a whopping 79 minutes worth of Christmas cacophony that’s sure to ruin your holiday celebration within seconds. You get 27 eclectic Christmas selections plus a custom full-color cover with track listings – all for you and all for FREE! (That’s right! FREE!)

Just click either link (ge.tt or jumpshare.com) for “A Non-Traditional Christmas 2015
You will be taken to a new window where you’ll be able to download the zipped folder (that there’s technology jargon!). Just ask any random nerd how to unzip the folder and you’re in business. Enjoy or delete them as quickly as you can… the choice is yours.

(Please contact me if you have trouble with the download.)

and a happy you near

Did you miss previous years’ compilations? You can get them here:

2014

2013

2012

2011

2010

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IF: punch

sock it to me!

In 1934, huddled away in a converted garage in Fullerton, California, ice cream topping entrepreneurs A.W. Leo, Tom Yates and Ralph Harrison mixed and blended and experimented with a variety of fruit flavors. They finally hit upon the perfect combination of seven fruits: apple, apricot, guava, orange, papaya, passion fruit, and pineapple. They sold the product to area restaurants and soda fountains under the name “Leo’s Hawaiian Punch,” dropping Leo’s name a short time later. However, customers discovered that the thick concentrate was pretty tasty as a drink when mixed with water. A businessman named Reuben Hughes purchased the trio’s company and began to distribute quart bottles of the concentrate through his new company Pacific Hawaiian Products. By 1950, ready-to-serve cans of Hawaiian Punch hit grocery store shelves.

In 1962, ad agency Atherton-Privett created a short television commercial featuring a smarmy little character to hawk the fruity drink. Clad in a blue & white striped shirt and a wild interpretation of a straw hat with a voice provided by actor Ross Martin, “Punchy” offered an oafish tourist (appropriately named “Oaf”) the question “Hey! How ’bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?” When the unsuspecting fellow would answer in the affirmative, Punchy would haul off and knock the poor guy on his ass. Then, Punchy would turn to the camera and, in a moment of self-awareness, smile and say, “Wasn’t that a nice commercial?” During an airing of the spot on The Tonight Show, host Jack Paar was so taken, he insisted the commercial be run again, announcing “The second time is free.”

The company changed hands over the years with ownership passed from R.J. Reynolds to Proctor and Gamble to Del Monte to Nabisco to Cadbury Schweppes to its current owner Dr. Pepper. Punchy, however, has been redesigned and taken a smaller role in the product’s promotion.

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IF: whimsical

whimsicle fuckery

In 2009, April Winchell, the versatile and multi-talented actress, launched the website Regretsy.com. It was a raucous and bitingly satirical take on the popular etsy.com website, a so-called marketplace for all things handmade. But, April (under the guise of “Helen Killer”) regularly scanned the many listings on etsy in search of items that were weird, unusual, frightening and just downright strange. She would then publicly call out those items and sellers offering items that were obviously not handmade. Just four days after its initial launch, Regretsy racked up an astounding 90 million hits. Followers (and subsequent commenters) were relentless in their sarcasm, critiques and out-and-out insults of the items on display. Soon, the Regretsy website spawned its own subset of features including anything with gears glued to it being reprimanded as “Not Remotely Steampunk,” outlandish variations surrounding a single octopus brooch and numerous plays on blatant and idiotic misspellings — usually labeled by the Regretsy faithful with a resounding “derp!” One of Regretsy’s favorites was the overuse of the word “whimsicle.” It appeared in countless listings by sellers who refused to take advantage of “spellcheck” when posting their items. If I recall, April and her minions never let a single occurrence of “whimsicle” pass without a proper, berating finger-point!

ericandaprilwinchell042810After almost a year, publishing giant Random House signed April up to publish a book based on the successful Regretsy website. A book tour followed and the California-dwelling April made her way eastward for a book-signing/charity auction in New York City in April 2010. She hosted a hilarious evening at a Manhattan bookstore, where she mingled with fans and sold a variety of items that were publicly disgraced on Regretsy. Mrs. P and I were in attendance and we purchased this beautiful “Whimsicle” pillow — and yes! — it is handmade! My son proudly displays our auction win, as April herself offers up a batch of fetus cookies that were baked by a Regretsy fan.

April closed up shop on Regretsy in early 2013, to concentrate on her vocation of choice — voice acting. April, the daughter of actor-ventriloquist Paul Winchell (a prolific voice actor in his own right), has been doing voices for films and television since the 1970s. She is best known for her work in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and TV’s Goof Troop, as well as nearly every appearance of Clarabelle Cow since taking over the role from the legendary Elvia Allman. More recently, April provided the voice of “Sylvia,” the trusty, yet reckless, horse on the delightful Disney Channel series Wander Over Yonder.

April has all but disappeared from all outlets of social media. Obviously, her voice work is keeping her very busy (and rightly so)! Speaking on behalf of her fans and the entire internet: “We miss you, April. Without you, our lives are far less whimsicle.”

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