IF: eyeglasses
“Pssst! Superman! Hey, Superman! You forgot your… Hey! Superman! You still have your… Hey! Superman!”
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IF: jump
This week’s Illustration Friday challenge word is “jump”. Two soldiers who were in boot camp together meet out on maneuvers. “Hey, I heard you joined the paratrooper division.,” the first recruit says, “Pretty impressive.” “Yeah.” answers his colleague, “Last week we went up for our first jump.” “Great! So, how did that go?” “Well, they …
IF: cultivate
This week’s Illustration Friday challenge word is “cultivate”. In the nearly thirty years that I have known my father-in-law, he has told me this joke countless times. Whenever a piece of conversation triggers something in his memory that reminds him that this joke would be an appropriate anecdote, he delivers it as though it was …
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IF: adapt
The illustrationfriday.com word this week is “adapt”. A man is sitting at a table in a bar having a beer. He looks up and sees a interesting looking guy standing at the bar. The guy has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch. He’s dressed in stereotypical pirate garb. The man …
Monday Artday: thirst
The Monday Artday challenge this week is “thirst”. I love old jokes and this week’s challenge word made me think of a great old joke. A guy is crawling through the desert, crying for water. “Water! Water!” he cries. He sees a figure ahead in the desert and he crawls towards it. It’s a man. …