IF: stomp
Oblivious to his pending fate, Oscar took a phone call.
Archive of posts filed under the joke category.
IF: swirl
“Yeah, yeah. I know. I got a big swirly head. You gonna buy a goddamn ice cream cone or what?”
IF: tape
Richard Nixon — the originator of the mix tape.
IF: stripes
“Do these stripes make my ass look felonious?”
IF: tropical
There’s old Trader Sam, head salesman of the area. Business has been shrinking lately, so this week only, Sam’s offering a two-for-one special: two of his, for one of yours!
IF: treasure
“Oh, isn’t he a treasure?” “Yeah. Let’s bury him.”
IF: slow
Um… this guy.
retro movies that never were 2
What if Hollywood followed the Andy Hardy series with Mean Girls?
retro movies that never were 1
What if the script for Ghostbusters was written in the 1930s?
IF: disguise
“Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries, some beef jerky… and four hundred pounds of carrots.” * * * * * * It looks like Illustration Friday suggested the word “disguise” way back in August …