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inktober52: selfie

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 25 May 2024, 5:00 am

“Forgive them, for they know not how to pose.”

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retro movies that never were 7

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 1 September 2020, 5:00 am

What if Lawrence Oliver tried horror instead of Shakespeare?

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retro movies that never were 4

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 11 August 2020, 5:22 am

What if Wallace Beery and Jackie Cooper took the time-travel route for the follow-up to “The Champ?”

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IF: dungeon

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 25 March 2019, 8:24 pm

“Allright! Break time is over in two minutes!,” yelled the dungeon keeper, as he checked his watch.

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IF: food

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 22 September 2018, 10:16 am

Oh, for goodness sake François, not everything is Chateaubriand! Just get it out to Table 6!

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IF: wax

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 11 November 2017, 4:17 pm

Vincent Price, star of the 1953 3D thrillfest House of Wax. You might say his performance was dripping with terror. No one could hold a candle to him. The whole ball of…. oh… you get it.

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IF: sprout

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 24 June 2017, 1:14 pm

After all of his devoted service to Jesus, the apostle Paul miraculously sprouted a pair of wings. Unfortunately, the were both on the same side.

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IF: three

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 17 June 2017, 3:30 pm

“Ugh! Are we gonna have to change the locks again?“

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IF: snail

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 20 March 2017, 6:00 am

A guy is sitting in his living room, watching television, when he hears a knock at the door. He gets up and opens the door to find a snail on his front porch. The guy looks around and sees no one. Angered by the interruption to his TV watching, he reaches down, grabs the snail …

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IF: stomp

Posted by joshpincusiscrying on 20 February 2017, 6:00 am

Oblivious to his pending fate, Oscar took a phone call.

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