inktober52: wonky
Bernadette ultimately decided on Bachelor Number 2, although a few of his answers were kind of wonky.
Archive of posts filed under the joke category.
inktober52: greasy
inktober52: selfie
“Forgive them, for they know not how to pose.”
retro movies that never were 7
What if Lawrence Oliver tried horror instead of Shakespeare?
retro movies that never were 4
What if Wallace Beery and Jackie Cooper took the time-travel route for the follow-up to “The Champ?”
IF: dungeon
“Allright! Break time is over in two minutes!,” yelled the dungeon keeper, as he checked his watch.
IF: food
Oh, for goodness sake François, not everything is Chateaubriand! Just get it out to Table 6!
IF: wax
Vincent Price, star of the 1953 3D thrillfest House of Wax. You might say his performance was dripping with terror. No one could hold a candle to him. The whole ball of…. oh… you get it.
IF: sprout
After all of his devoted service to Jesus, the apostle Paul miraculously sprouted a pair of wings. Unfortunately, the were both on the same side.
IF: three
“Ugh! Are we gonna have to change the locks again?“