“Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries, some beef jerky… and four hundred pounds of carrots.” * * * * * * It looks like Illustration Friday suggested the word “disguise” way back in August …
A man is in a strange town and he has to catch a bus. He looks down at his watch and sees that the crystal has cracked and his watch has stopped. He’s upset and he frantically scans the street for some help. Up ahead, he notices a storefront with a giant clock hanging outside …
“Pssst! Superman! Hey, Superman! You forgot your… Hey! Superman! You still have your… Hey! Superman!”
This week’s Illustration Friday challenge word is “jump”. Two soldiers who were in boot camp together meet out on maneuvers. “Hey, I heard you joined the paratrooper division.,” the first recruit says, “Pretty impressive.” “Yeah.” answers his colleague, “Last week we went up for our first jump.” “Great! So, how did that go?” “Well, they …
This week’s Illustration Friday challenge word is “cultivate”. In the nearly thirty years that I have known my father-in-law, he has told me this joke countless times. Whenever a piece of conversation triggers something in his memory that reminds him that this joke would be an appropriate anecdote, he delivers it as though it was …
One of my favorites…
My brother just told me this joke…
Heres another joke I like…
Here’s a joke I like…
