IF: swirl
“Yeah, yeah. I know. I got a big swirly head. You gonna buy a goddamn ice cream cone or what?”
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IF: tape
Richard Nixon — the originator of the mix tape.
IF: stripes
“Do these stripes make my ass look felonious?”
IF: tropical
There’s old Trader Sam, head salesman of the area. Business has been shrinking lately, so this week only, Sam’s offering a two-for-one special: two of his, for one of yours!
IF: treasure
“Oh, isn’t he a treasure?” “Yeah. Let’s bury him.”
IF: slow
Um… this guy.
retro movies that never were 2
What if Hollywood followed the Andy Hardy series with Mean Girls?
retro movies that never were 1
What if the script for Ghostbusters was written in the 1930s?
IF: disguise
“Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries, some beef jerky… and four hundred pounds of carrots.” * * * * * * It looks like Illustration Friday suggested the word “disguise” way back in August …
IF: time
A man is in a strange town and he has to catch a bus. He looks down at his watch and sees that the crystal has cracked and his watch has stopped. He’s upset and he frantically scans the street for some help. Up ahead, he notices a storefront with a giant clock hanging outside …