IF: yarn
Really? Really? You’ve got to be kidding.
Archive of posts filed under the IF category.
IF: tornado
And the wind took The ground shook And me and my baby traded one last look The heavens squalled Push come to shove Ain’t no escaping the tornado of love
IF: nose
Tinka-tinka-tee!
IF: tribal
Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang.
IF: wheels
I’m driving right up to you, babe I guess that you couldn’t see, yeah yeah But you were under my wheels honey Why don’t you let me be? Only Alice Cooper could sing a love song about running over his girlfriend with his car. That’s what makes Alice “Alice.”
IF: nostalgia
I have fond memories of Frank Sinatra’s music and how it spanned several generations. My mom loved Frank Sinatra beginning in his early days as a big band singer with the Tommy Dorsey Orchestra, when he appealed to the bobbysoxers… and my mom was a bobbysoxer. When I was a teenager in the 70s, Frank …
IF: tattoo
After taking a long hard look at himself in the mirror, Stanley reconsidered some of the choices he made in life.
IF: smoke
Ugh! Campers!
IF: wood
Once upon a time, a kindly old toymaker carved a little boy out of wood and named him Ben Affleck. Little Ben wished upon a star that one day he’d be a famous Hollywood actor. One night, a good fairy granted him that wish and he grew up to become a famous actor. However, he …
IF: tool
Can’t do the work without the proper tool. Or cigar.