IF: three
“Ugh! Are we gonna have to change the locks again?“
Archive of posts filed under the IF category.
IF: skate
The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen around and round, a round and round The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena This is dedicated to Judy Arnold, the original roller derby queen. As a member of the Philadelphia Warriors, a roller derby team in …
IF: mind
“It’s all in your MIND!“
IF: team
There is no “I” in “team,” however there is one in “fixed.”
IF: mother
My mom, circa late 1939.
IF: resist
As much as he tried, Eddie just could not resist Linda’s brownies.
IF: shoe
He has given us a sign! The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example! Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
IF: delicious
DEEEEEEEEE-licious!
IF: fable
A gnat flew over the meadow with much buzzing for so small a creature and settled on the tip of one of the horns of a bull. After the gnat had rested for a short time, he got ready to fly away. But before he left, he begged the bull’s pardon for having used his horn for …
IF: illusion
Welcome to the grand illusion. Well, maybe not that grand.