IF: wide

The challenge on illustrationfriday.com this week is “wide”. Well, we’re gettin’ a doublewide. I almos’ got enough Marlboro Miles saved up, soon as Billy Ray starts smokin’ more. C’mon y’ lazy shit! We’re tryin’ t’ get little Britney t’ help, but she’s always cryin’ so much that th’ cigarette won’t stay in her yap! Jerry …

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IF: seed

The illustrationfriday.com challenge word this week is “seed”. John Chapman was an American pioneer nurseryman. He picked apple seeds from the discarded remains from cider mills in Pennsylvania and travelled across Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, planting apple trees. He became an American legend because of his kind and generous ways, his great leadership in …

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IF: homage

The illustrationfriday.com challenge word this week is “homage”. hom·age (ˈä-mij or ˈhä-mij) n. 1. expression of high regard 2. something that shows respect or attests to the worth or influence of another I thought of several ideas for this topic. This guy suggested paying homage to René Magritte. Magritte is his favorite artist. Magritte was …

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IF: pet peeves

I suppose it’s only fitting that, on the one year anniversary of the josh pincus is crying blog, I once again misunderstood the topic. I misread the illustrationfriday.com challenge for this week. It’s “pet peeves”. Here’s a couple of guys waiting in a veterinarian’s office.