IF: hot
Who’s that yonder laughing at me Up jumped the Devil 1, 2, 3
Archive of posts filed under the IF category.
IF: umbrella
“Hey. Nice twirl you got there. You know who invented that, don’t you?”
IF: snail
A guy is sitting in his living room, watching television, when he hears a knock at the door. He gets up and opens the door to find a snail on his front porch. The guy looks around and sees no one. Angered by the interruption to his TV watching, he reaches down, grabs the snail …
IF: punk
one-two-three-four!
IF: scoop
“How’s about a quick snap for the boys at The Trib!” Ace newshounds. Always lookin’ for a scoop!
IF: heroic
“Heroes need monsters to establish their heroic credentials. You need something scary to overcome.” — Margaret Atwood
IF: stomp
Oblivious to his pending fate, Oscar took a phone call.
IF: tea
Then one day he was shootin’ at some food and up from the ground come a bubblin’ crude. Black gold. Texas tea.
IF: up
Adventure is out there!
IF: mischief
Poor Bob Wilson! No one sees the mischievous gremlin on the wing of the airplane. except him. Not even Shatner‘s overacting could convince them.