IF: nest
The USDA decided they need a classification above “jumbo.”
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DCS: lou pearlman
Lou Pearlman wrote a business plan for a class project and soon put his theory into action. He started a helicopter taxi service in New York City, beginning with a single helicopter. He became interested in blimps and trained with a German businessman. He moved to Orlando, Florida and started an advertising business with blimps, securing …
IF: rain
What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again.
DCS: cilla black
Cilla White took a job as a hat check girl at Liverpool’s Cavern Club in hopes it would advance her chances at being a singer. She eventually got the chance to sing, performing with club regulars Rory Storm and the Hurricanes and other local bands. She also struck up a friendship with a group of guys …
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The original Carrot Top.
DCS: phyllis schlafly
A woman who did for women’s rights what matches did for forest fires.
IF: traffic
And the thing that you’re hearing is only the sound of The low spark of high-heeled boys
DCS: gene wilder
“I want everything I’ve ever seen in the movies!” — Leo Bloom, The Producers (1967)
IF: tarot
… but to the regulars, she was just “Millie.”
DCS: choo-choo coleman
Young, eager Choo-Choo Coleman was drafted by the Washington Senators in 1955, however he was soon released. He was picked up by the Brooklyn Dodgers but signed with the Philadelphia Philles in a Rule 5 draft. In 1961, after getting hit by a pitch in his first Major League plate appearance, he played in 33 …