This is one of those “memes” and I got “tagged“. And when it’s all over I’ll tag some unsuspecting and unwilling victims.
1. Voted Most Likely to:
hold a job longer than eight minutes
I’ve had a few, but then again, too few to mention…..
3. It’s a Monday, you are tired and don’t feel like working, so you:
go to work anyway, just like I’ve been doing for the past twenty-five years
4. You would prefer to have dinner with:
my wife and my son…. in Disneyland
5. If you were going bald, you would:
what do you mean “if“?
6. You lay awake at night, pondering:
if I concentrate hard enough, I CAN force my fucking neighbor’s fucking dog to stop barking
7. If you were forced to share a cubicle, the most important thing you look for is:
an AK-47 hidden in a file folder
8. What is most likely to be found in the trunk of your car:
a roll of paper towels, a telescoping snowbrush and a radio station promotional martini shaker (the ACTUAL contents of my trunk)
9. Favorite Spinal tap movie moment:
Nigel Tufnel: You can’t fucking concentrate because your fucking wife! Simple as that, alright? It’s your fucking wife!
David St. Hubbins: She’s not my wife.
Nigel Tufnel: Well whatever FUCK she is, alright? You can’t concentrate!
10. Based on your work history, the job you SHOULD HAVE right now is:
MY work history?? the job I should have is coming up real soon.
11. Your imaginary band name is: