IF: worn
Sure, they served him well — but Dave decided it was time for a new pair of sneakers.
Archive of posts filed under the IF category.
IF: children
There are children here somewhere. I can smell them. Here we are children, come and get your lollipops, lollipops, come along my little ones.
IF: sweet
“Sir! That is for dipping fruit and cake only!“
IF: tension
As a recent graduate of California State University, Northridge, Phil Hartman took his graphic arts degree and started a design business. He specialized in album covers and created designs for Poco, America and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Then, he gave it up for a shot at comedy. He joined the improvisational group The Groundlings alongside another …
IF: liquid
Everybody likes a good vomit story. When I was in high school, my parents regularly went to a resort in the Catskill Mountains for the final weekend of March. While they were busy packing, I, too, was busy with plans of my own. I was making arrangements to have a couple of friends over for a weekend …
IF: future (part 2)
“Oh, Chef o’ da Future, can it core a apple?” CLICK HERE to see a full-color version of the illustration above. * * * * * This is the second illustration for the word “future”. HERE’S the first.
IF: future
“Lorraine… I’m your density.” * * * * * But, wait! There’s more!. HERE is another illustration for the word “future”!
IF: tribute
The family of the late Sam Born, the recognized inventor of sprinkles, gather together to give him a very fitting tribute.
IF: farewell
Early on Friday morning, September 20, 1991, my family gathered together to bury my mother. We all met at the facility — a large building surrounded by a huge blacktop parking lot. It was constructed just outside the city as an auxiliary to the funeral directors’ main location on a busy thoroughfare in Philadelphia. The main office, which houses …
IF: train
Thomas and his pals finally had enough of Sir Topham Hatt’s slave-driving bullshit.
