A guy is sitting in his living room, watching television, when he hears a knock at the door. He gets up and opens the door to find a snail on his front porch. The guy looks around and sees no one. Angered by the interruption to his TV watching, he reaches down, grabs the snail …
“How’s about a quick snap for the boys at The Trib!” Ace newshounds. Always lookin’ for a scoop!
“Heroes need monsters to establish their heroic credentials. You need something scary to overcome.” — Margaret Atwood
Oblivious to his pending fate, Oscar took a phone call.
Then one day he was shootin’ at some food and up from the ground come a bubblin’ crude. Black gold. Texas tea.
Adventure is out there!
Poor Bob Wilson! No one sees the mischievous gremlin on the wing of the airplane. except him. Not even Shatner‘s overacting could convince them.
“Yeah, yeah. I know. I got a big swirly head. You gonna buy a goddamn ice cream cone or what?”
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How blessed are the people who know the joyful sound!