A gnat flew over the meadow with much buzzing for so small a creature and settled on the tip of one of the horns of a bull. After the gnat had rested for a short time, he got ready to fly away. But before he left, he begged the bull’s pardon for having used his horn for …
Welcome to the grand illusion. Well, maybe not that grand.
Who’s that yonder laughing at me Up jumped the Devil 1, 2, 3
“Hey. Nice twirl you got there. You know who invented that, don’t you?”
A guy is sitting in his living room, watching television, when he hears a knock at the door. He gets up and opens the door to find a snail on his front porch. The guy looks around and sees no one. Angered by the interruption to his TV watching, he reaches down, grabs the snail …
“How’s about a quick snap for the boys at The Trib!” Ace newshounds. Always lookin’ for a scoop!
“Heroes need monsters to establish their heroic credentials. You need something scary to overcome.” — Margaret Atwood
Oblivious to his pending fate, Oscar took a phone call.
Then one day he was shootin’ at some food and up from the ground come a bubblin’ crude. Black gold. Texas tea.