DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Prepare yourself for the witness box.
COURT CLERK: Take off your hat.
JUDGE: Take off your hat.
COURT CLERK: Raise your right hand.
JUDGE: Please take off your hat.
COURT CLERK: Raise your right hand.
CURLY: Hmm
COURT CLERK: Now put your left hand here.
JUDGE: Will you please take off your hat!!
COURT CLERK: Raise your right hand.
JUDGE: Take off your hat!!!
COURT CLERK: Raise your right hand.
COURT CLERK: Will you get rid of that hat?
CURLY: Raise your right hand.
COURT CLERK: Raise your right hand!!
COURT CLERK: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
CURLY: Huh?
COURT CLERK: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
CURLY: Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Classic lowbrow humor from Curly Howard and company in the 1936 short Disorder in the Court.